Posted by TJ Wei on 星期四, 6月 12, 2008 with No comments
- "Simplicity, carried to the extreme, becomes elegance." 簡單到極致即為優雅。
– Jon Franklin
- "The best way to predict the future is to implement it." 預測未來的最佳方式就是實做它。
– David Heinemeier Hansson
- "Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." 儘量讓事情簡化，但別太簡化。
– Albert Einstein
- "The difference between theory and practice is that in theory, there is no difference between theory and practice." 理論和實務的差別在於，理論上，理論和實務沒有分別。
– Richard Moore
- "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge." 知識的的敵人不是無知，而是知識的假象。
– Stephen Hawking
- "密碼就像內褲一樣： 不要讓別人看到，要常常更換，而且，別和陌生人共用."
– Chris Pirillo
- "Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork." 電腦就像比基尼，幫我們省下許多猜測的麻煩。
- "Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and Usenet is nothing like Shakespeare." 其實想想，現在已經有上百萬隻猴子坐在上百萬台打字機前了，但網路論壇一點也不像莎士比亞。(現在可用來描寫部落格)
- "Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked."
- "Web Services are like teenage sex. Everyone is talking about doing it, and those who are actually doing it are doing it badly." (網路服務)
– Michelle Bustamante
- "The best way to get accurate information on Usenet is to post something wrong and wait for corrections."
– Matthew Austern
答：因為 Oct 31 = Dec 25.
- 一個男人在吸煙，他的女朋友很生氣的說："Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" 男人回答說： "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
- "I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn't show up in a Unix directory listing."
- "C++ : Where friends have access to your private members."
(Gavin Russell Baker)
- "Computers are getting smarter all the time. Scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (And by 'they', I mean 'computers'. I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)"
- "I've noticed lately that the paranoid fear of computers becoming intelligent and taking over the world has almost entirely disappeared from the common culture. Near as I can tell, this coincides with the release of MS-DOS."
- "It was a joke, okay? If we thought it would actually be used, we wouldn't have written it!"
– Mark Andreesen, 談 HTML 的 BLINK 標籤
- The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware engineer with a software patch, and a user with an idea. - The Wizardry Compiled by Rick Cook
- "If you think your users are idiots, only idiots will use it."
– Linus Torvalds
- "From a programmer's point of view, the user is a peripheral that types when you issue a read request."
– P. Williams
- "Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind."
– Donald Knuth
- "There is only one problem with common sense; it's not very common."
– Milt Bryce
- "Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning."
– Bill Gates
- "There are only two industries that refer to their customers as 'users'."(販毒業與軟體業)
"Any fool can use a computer. Many do."
- "That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers."
- "Just remember: you're not a 'dummy,' no matter what those computer books claim. The real dummies are the people who–though technically expert–couldn't design hardware and software that's usable by normal consumers if their lives depended upon it."
- "Software suppliers are trying to make their software packages more 'user-friendly'… Their best approach so far has been to take all the old brochures and stamp the words 'user-friendly' on the cover."
- "There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were as easy to use as his telephone. That wish has come true, since I no longer know how to use my telephone."
- (程式註解)"Commenting your code is like cleaning your bathroom — you never want to do it, but it really does create a more pleasant experience for you and your guests."
– Ryan Campbell
- "Low-level programming is good for the programmer's soul."
– John Carmack
- "A program is never less than 90% complete, and never more than 95% complete."
– Terry Baker
- "Manually managing blocks of memory in C is like juggling bars of soap in a prison shower: It's all fun and games until you forget about one of them."
– anonymous Usenet use"
- "Standards are always out of date. That's what makes them standards."
– Alan Bennett
- "There's no obfuscated Perl contest because it's pointless."
– Jeff Polk
- "Some people, when confronted with a problem, think 'I know, I'll use regular expressions.' Now they have two problems."
– Jamie Zawinski
- "You can't have great software without a great team, and most software teams behave like dysfunctional families."
- "There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always bitch about and those nobody uses."